Sauntering Vaguely Downwards • Posts Tagged ‘The sounds I made while laughing resembled those of a stork’

awkwardstandinglewiskennedy:

vlavlasbutt:

rugoat:

jordanforinstance:

Things I do at 2AM .. Paint Great Britain with tea…..

this is possibly the most British thing I have seen in my entire life

what a waste of tea

No, the above comment is the most British thing I have seen in my life.

vlavlasbutt:

rugoat:

jordanforinstance:

Things I do at 2AM .. Paint Great Britain with tea…..

this is possibly the most British thing I have seen in my entire life

what a waste of tea

No, the above comment is the most British thing I have seen in my life.

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3rdrudy:

imsarahcate:

3rdrudy:

timewarp-grrrl:

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens

We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.

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doctoroket:

kakarikovillage:

the snack that smiles back

children

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pissoffimfromtexas:

cumber-bitches:

theredrubyx:

infinite-starry-starry-night:

hal-yorked:

vintageprincess48:

starkholmesdowney:

johanirae:

I sometimes end the sentence with the wrong

I understood that reference

I understood all of the references except the actual post reference

someone should explain

It’s an Iron Man 3 reference, guys.

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Zoom Info

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bakerstreetbabes:

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purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

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rectumofglory:

also happy mothers day to my favourite mother of the DC universe

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enormousgreenragem0nster:

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lordwhat:

I have seen no one make this joke yet so I call dibs.

YOU ODN’T UNDERSTAND I AM DAMN WELL PISSIN MYSELF HOLY FUCK I LOVE YOU WHOEVER MADE THIS IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 78 YEARS

OH
MY
GOD

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khairete-ailourion:

ravensivy:

kat-is-in-camelot:

myteenangstbullshithasabodycount:

unsexual:

i cant stop laughifg

LOOK I CAN DANCE

YOU GUYS AREN’T LOOKING

BLARRRGH WATER HORSE

Omg. These are hilarious

Can we just talk about how Jynx is labelled “Well then.”